Know Your Neighbours: Molluscan Nudes
April-May 1999
This is an article from WaveLength Magazine, available in print in North America and globally on the web.
by Bryan Nichols
What happens if you take a snail out of its shell? You get escargot. What happens if mother nature does it? She gets all sorts of nifty critters. Natural selection is a wonderful thing. For this outing we'll look at molluscs that evolved to do without their protective shells. These nudeniks and exhibitionists streaked off in all sorts of directions, from chewy blobs to some of nature's most beautiful beasts, from tiny camouflaged grazers to the last real monsters in the world.
TAXONOMY (What are they and who are they related to?)
As molluscs, they are related to the snails and clams we covered on the previous checklist. The molluscs are a big group, though, so we'll need to look closer. The chitons(kI'tons)belong to Class Polyplacophora (many plates) and are an ancient group that still have eight plates, though they may be hidden. Nudibranchs (nU'di branks)are gastropods (Class Gastropods) like snails, but they have shucked their shells completely. Squids and their ilk (Class Cephalopods, the head foots) have also lost their shells and have evolved to swim around and hunt things, often growing rather large in the process.
ANATOMY (How do they work?)
Chitons are like chewy little tanks. They stick firmly to the bottom and use a radula to scrape food. Nudibranchs are built like snails, with a "foot" for moving around on. Without the shell for protection, they rely on camouflage, or the opposite-bright gaudy colors and nasty, poisonous flavors. Many people consider nudibranchs to be the world's most beautiful animals. Check out this month's Know Your Neighbors book review if you're skeptical. Octopuses and squids have built in propulsion, sucking water in one way and jetting it out to move. They have well developed brains and exquisite eyes, the largest in the world.
ECOLOGY (What do they do?)
Chitons don't do much. They are incredibly slow and live their long lives in a very small area, scraping algae off the bottom. Nudibranchs do all sorts of things, though most could be classified as grazing predators. That means they eat fixed, plant-like animals such as sponges, hydroids and bryozoans. Many are very picky about their prey and are only found on or near it.
Cephalopods are all active predators and the awesome, coolest invertebrates of all. Most octopuses roam shallow bottoms, hunting crabs and such. Squids are the true swimmers. Some are fast enough to leap clear of the water and big enough to scare the pogies right off of you. Giant squid are the world's biggest invertebrates-they grow to at least 18 meters.
Lifelist #6-Naked Molluscs for Northwest Kayakers
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Copyight Bryan Nichols 1999 No reproduction without permission of the author
For more info I recommend the book Pacific Coast Nudibranchs. See my review of this book below.
If you wonder how anyone can consider sea slugs the most beautiful creatures of all, be sure to track this book down. A second edition, it has beautiful color photos of every species of nudibranch on our coast. Though not as simple to use as the best field guides, each picture is accompanied by a scientific name (a few don't even have these), a common name when there is one (rarely), and tidbits on identification, size and range. More ecological information would be welcome but it simply doesn't exist yet. Since these are non-commercial species, very little is known about them. Introductory sections cover basic slug biology and there is a very helpful pictorial glossary. But the bulk of the book (and the reason you'll want it) is the unadulterated nudibranch porn. I'm talkie' glossy, full color close-ups of these beautiful molluscs. Pacific Coast Nudibranchs : A Guide to the Opisthobranchs Alaska to Baja California can be bought at Amazon.com |
Biologist and hedonist Bryan Nichols gleefully condones nudity in molluscs and kayakers.

LINED CHITON
GIANT PACIFIC CHITON
CLOWN NUDIBRANCH
HOODED NUDIBRANCH
HORNED OPALESCENT NUDIBRANCH
GIANT NUDIBRANCH
SEA LEMON NUDIBRANCHS
FROSTED NUDIBRANCH
OPALESCENT SQUID
GIANT PACIFIC OCTOPUS










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